Thursday, April 24, 2008

Uptight Ninny Brigade Alert! The End of the World is Near! Only 5 Days Until GTA IV!

The Uptight Ninny Brigade must be holding their collective breathe -- the evil demon scourge, better known as Grand Theft Auto, comes out with a new version in only five days.

Yes, expect school shootings to increase, carmageddon to erupt, and a general hatred of parents everywhere to skyrocket through the roof with the release of Grand Theft Auto IV on April 29.

Or, realistically, expect kids (and adults) to spend more than 100 hours locked up inside having a blast playing a game of FICTION.

Of course the UNB, along with Presidential election year grandstanders, will be drooling like rabid maniacs next Tuesday.

I can't wait.

You can purchase Grand Theft Auto IV on PS3 directly below:

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